Pet Peeves Cont'd

Draft from a post meant for 07/22/11

Still Nothing to Post, so I'll continue with my Pet Peeves:

11.  Bodily Functions:  I absolutely loath when people "loose their manners" (releasing gas) or burp around me.  I know it's natural, but so are throw up, #1, and #2, but that doesn't mean you have to share..and especially spare me, please.  As for that stupid excuse...I've never seen a death certificate that stated holding gas as a cause of death.  Gas is just a precursor to what you do behind closed doors, and I prefer you keep it there...behind closed doors.